Tuesday, November 08, 2005

I spent the entire weekend deciding over what to do with my blog.

After an incredibly long struggle, I have decided (cue drumroll) to continue with my blog. (cue catcalls and loud applause) I announce this blog is officially open for viewing. (cue red carpet roll out, I cut the red ribbon)(more catcalls and louder applause)

Okay, okay, I know that I am being melodramatic again, but I can't help it. Bear with me. By the way people, I am not angry anymore.

Anyway, the main reason why I am continuing with my blog is to allow me to practise my English. As a poly student, I don't get to write many essays, so this is one way to practise writing. I am a DMC student after all, I should get used to this sort of thing.

So the topic for today is... (cue drumroll) the difference between nice and good. So why this topic? Well, I always thought that I was a good girl, but someone made me think otherwise. I know that I am a nice person, I am kind (cue applause) and caring (cue catcalls) but... I am not good. *gasp* Shocking!

In a dark interrogation room
Policeman: Do you confess to robbing Madam Jane Tan on the 19th March 2005 at 4.36 pm?
Me: No.
Policeman: Do you confess to kidnapping Jonathon Lam on the 20th April 2005 at 10.21 am?
Me: No!
Policeman: Do you confess to the first degree murder of Miss Lim Fang Mei on the 21st May 2005 at 11.58pm?
Me: No! No! I did not do it!

All characters in this dialogue are purely fictional, any similarities to real persons is purely coincidental.

No, of course I did not commit this heinous crimes. I am not that evil! I mean that I am not good as in religiously, I am not religious. You get the drift? No, of course you don't, because I don't even understand that.

Anyway, I came to the conclusion that I am not a good person simply because someone made me feel guilty. No, no, I did not offend or hurt anyone. If you want to know, Tina was the one who made me realise that I am not a good person. Her msn nickname was so religious and godly that I realised I don't think of God often enough. I only think and call upon God when I need help. I don't thank God for every meal, I don't pray very often. I know that I am not Christian but still, I should pray as often as a good Taoist should, right?

Oh well, ther is no point lamenting over my lack of godliness. I will just admit that I am not a good person. At least I don't pretend to be "a good boy" like a certain someone does. (Hint: The person's initials are FC and he claims that he doesn't use vulgarities.) Haha, got you again FC, just admit that you are not good. That is seriously self-delusional.

Toddles!

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