guidebook to survival in girl world

Geez... I don't know why some people just cannot have a life. A social life that is. While I don't pretend to be a socialite, I think that being in a girl's school for 10 years gives me a little insight to the inner tickings of women.

So that's why I've come up with 10 things you need to know if you want to have a social life.

Top 10 things to know for socially inept girls to survive in Girl World

1. Women control the doors to social acceptance, so never, never, never offend too many women.

2. There will always be the cool girls, somehow it always seems that the cool girls are always popular with guys, but anyway, you should never ever cower in front of the cool crowd. It justs make you seem more pathetic.

3. Never ever cry in front of women who have a bad impression of you. It only makes you seem more irritating and weak.

4. Women generally don't have a good opinion of other women who depend on men to think for them. It just feels degrading and reflects badly on other women.

5. Women don't like perfect women. Nobody is perfect! That's not to say we like bitches, but it is important to strike a balance.

6. Looks are very important to a woman. Looking dowdy (auntie in the Asian context) just gives you a bad name.

7. When a group of say more than 5 girls have a bad opinion of you, it is important to take note of what they are saying. Never ever make excuses! That is just annoying and will not help you improve your popularity.

8. There is almost always an outcast in every society. If you do not wish to in that place, make good connections.

9. When a girl has her seriously pissed look on and tells you something, never ever laugh it off and pretend it is a joke. It does not show respect for her.

And lastly...

10. Don't ever understimate the power of women. R-E-S-P-E-C-T is important but don't bootlick!


*DISCLAIMER*
The above is just a single woman's observation and not the opinion of all women. It is subject to every individual.



I am so sick of being the bad person. Can someone else fill my place? I may look mean but actually I am an angel! Haha. Not a saint, but certainly, a tiny, little cute angel.

Ciao!